Story Telling & Burlesque

December 10 - Saturday – 8PM - $10

AND I AM NOT LYING LIVE – STORYTELLING BURLESQUE VARIETY
Union Hall (702 Union St)
Brooklyn NY
8PM

www.andiamnotlying.com
www.unionhallny.com

Variety, comedy, storytelling, burlesque & general weirdness! This is one amazing show!
Featuring: Brad Lawrence, Cyndi Freeman, Fem Appeal, Jeff Simmermon,
Run Around Sue, and more…….

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December 17 – Saturday – 8pm - $15 in advance, $20 day of show

The Schlep Sisters and Thirsty Girl Productions Present:
The 5th Annual Menorah Horah! - Hanukkah Burlesque
Highline Ballroom
NYC

General Admission Seating  / $15 in advance, $20 day of show
VIP Seating / guarantees seating in the first 2 rows / $20 in advance, $25 day of show.
Doors open 6PM -  Show 8PM
Full dinner menu available

Click to buy tickets on line at www.ticketweb.com
www.schlepsisters.com

Drop that dreidel and hold on to your latkes. We’re heating up the holidays with Hanukkah’s hottest Hebrew hotties! Our evening of music, laughs, and burlesque will keep your dreidel spinning all night long. Whether you’re a yeshiva bocher, an honorary Jew, or a bacon-loving heeb, Menorah Horah will titillate and inspire your holiday spirit.

The world-class Schlep Sisters – Minnie Tonka and Darlinda Just Darlinda – are joined by premier burlesque and cabaret stars Anita Cookie, Little Brooklyn, Cherry Pitz, Mel Frye, Sarah Screamss, Shiragirl, and Bastard Keith. DJ Mel Huckabee will make you shake your money-maker while host Seth Herzog will keep you laughing until your candles burn out. All that fun, for just a little gelt.

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December 27th – Tuesday – 8pm – Free

THE STANDARD ISSUES – STORY TELLING
Pacific Standard
182 4th Avenue (At the corner of Saint Marks)
Brooklyn NY

www.pacificstandardbrooklyn.com
www.thestandardissues.com

Cyndi Freeman and Brad Lawrence present THE STANDARD ISSUES: Making Your Problems Someone Else’s Entertainment. Featuring as always an amazing line up of New York storytellers.

Hosted by: Brad Lawrence
Cast: TBA

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December 28th – Wednesday – 8pm - $20

Horstrade Theater Company Presents
HOTSY TOTSY BURLESQUE
As Part of the Burlesque Blitz Festival
The Krane Theater
85 East 4th Street
NYC

www.horseTRADE.info
www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com

Join Hotsy Totsy on Wed Dec 28th as part of the Burlesque Blitz Festival (Dec 26th – 30th), Horsetrade theater offers you a chance to recover from your stressful holiday season with five nights of sizzling hot performances by some of the best burlesque troupes in New York City.

Hosted by: Cherry Pitz & Featuring Calamity Chang, Gal Friday, Jenny C’est Quoi & more…

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January 17th Tuesday – 8pm

HOTSY TOTSY BURLESQUE – OUR MONTHLY SHOW IS BACK!
R Bar
218 Bowery Street (Between Prince & Spring)
NYC

www.rbarnyc.com
www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com

Hotsy Totsy’s monthly show returns! Joe the Shark and Cherry Pitz present New York’s only burlesque soap opera, featuring the finest burlesque and sideshow performers in NY! Chills, thrills, mellow-drama, ridiculous storylines and flying underpants. “...a much-too-brief, pan-sexual, post-feminist party. - Nytheater.com” - **** Time Out NY

Hosted by: Cherry Pitz
Cast: TBA

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January 24th Tuesday – 8pm

Standard Issues Story Telling
THE STANDARD ISSUES – STORY TELLING
Pacific Standard
182 4th Avenue (At the corner of Saint Marks)
Brooklyn NY

www.pacificstandardbrooklyn.com
www.thestandardissues.com

Cyndi Freeman and Brad Lawrence present THE STANDARD ISSUES: Making Your Problems Someone Else’s Entertainment. Featuring as always an amazing line up of New York storytellers.

Hosted by: Brad Lawrence
Cast: TBA

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February 21th - Tuesday – 8pm

HOTSY TOTSY BURLESQUE
R Bar
218 Bowery Street (Between Prince & Spring)
NYC

www.rbarnyc.com
www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com

Joe the Shark and Cherry Pitz present New York’s only burlesque soap opera, featuring the finest burlesque and sideshow performers in NY! Chills, thrills, mellow-drama, ridiculous storylines and flying underpants. “...a much-too-brief, pan-sexual, post-feminist party. - Nytheater.com” - **** Time Out NY

Hosted by: Cherry Pitz
Cast: TBA

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Feb 22 - Mar 4, 2012
Dates  Times & Venue TBA

SCRATCH AND PITZ BURLESQUE AND VARIETY HOUR
As part of the Frigid Festival
Horsetrade Theater group
NYC

www.frigidnewyork.info

Cherry Pitz (Cyndi Freeman) and Scratch (Brad Lawrence) Bring you some of New York’s finest burlesque, variety and comedy talent (Peter Aguero, Rory Scholl, Amelia Bare parts & more) in an hour long comedy melodrama / variety show. Scratch wants Cherry to sell him her soul in exchange for what she wants most. What she wants most is to do a duet act, like Sonny & Cher, Burns & Allen, Captain & Tennille. And Scratch, well, he has a quota to make. Comedy, magic, music, mayhem, spinning tassels and flying underpants!

Hosted by: Cherry Pitz & Scratch

Cast: TBA

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Feb 28th - Tuesday – 8pm Free

THE STANDARD ISSUES – STORY TELLING
Pacific Standard
182 4th Avenue (At the corner of Saint Marks)
Brooklyn NY
www.pacificstandardbrooklyn.com
www.thestandardissues.com

Cyndi Freeman and Brad Lawrence present THE STANDARD ISSUES: Making Your Problems Someone Else’s Entertainment. Featuring as always an amazing line up of New York storytellers.

Hosted by: Brad Lawrence
Cast: TBA

Cyndi Freeman's past solo shows include: